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Part 57: Top Five Things A Record Store Smells Like
5. Hopefully the most obvious one. Farts! At least when the guy code named “Steven Tyler” or I were working. We ate a lot of fast food. 4. Fast Food. We were constantly eating Subway, Lick’s,...
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Part 206: Rock Video Night!
RECORD STORE TALES Part 206: Rock Video Night! Last time on Record Store Tales, we talked about Andy and Ashleigh and the discovery of great rock bands such as Rush, Max Webster, and Van Halen. Andy...
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WTF Search Terms: Bodily functions edition
WTF Search Terms V: Bodily functions edition All of these are search terms that people typed into Google, and wound up on my site. Today the theme is “bodily functions”. If you missed the last one,...
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VIDEO TOY REVIEW: Despicable Me Fart Blaster
DESPICABLE ME Fart Blaster (Illumination Entertainment) 5/5 stars from LeBrain 7/5 stars from Martin LePageFiled under: Reviews, Video Blogs Tagged: despicable me, fart blaster, farts, humour,...
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WE’RE BACK: Toronto Record Store Excursion 2014 success!
Aaron and I have returned safely from Toronto, with treasures in hand! He has posted to the KMA a non-spoiler update regarding the trip. We both did very well. As a “Taranna First” I was providing...
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#385: The Epic of the Garlic Sausage Apocalypse
PROCEED WITH CAUTION RECORD STORE TALES MkII: Getting More Tale #385: The Epic of the Garlic Sausage Apocalypse I have been sitting on this story for five years. Now, the true tale can finally be told....
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WTF Search Terms: Joey Tempest Strikes Back edition
WTF Search Terms XXVII: Joey Tempest Strikes Back edition Been a long time since I rock and rolled? Hardly! I just rock and rolled last night actually. But it has been a long time since we’ve seen...
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#490: Sh*t LeBrain’s Mom Says
Thanks for joining me this week, for the week of Getting MORE Getting More Tale. I hope you enjoyed all five musical stories! Monday – #486: Dream Music Tuesday – #487: All Apolologies Wednesday –...
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Sunday Chuckle: Fart Demons
Once again, thanks to Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for the inexplicable entertainment. Advertisements Filed under: Sunday Chuckle
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Readers here might recall the story of “Herbert” in Getting More Tale #544: Canned Corn. I was in his office the other day, and I have to admit, he got me. We were having a discussion about a...
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My wife bought me this sign. It hangs in my work area at home. It is not wrong.
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My journal is loaded with stuff that didn’t make it into the original Record Store Tales. Sometimes I’ll let some of this material “squeak” out. Here’s one! Date: 2007/08/23 20:51 Title: Farts I’ve...
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My dad has a few favourite jokes. Here’s an old one he told me when I was a kid. “What’s the difference between a place you go to drink, and an elephant’s fart?” “One’s called a bar room, and the...
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